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FAIL // HALL OF SHAME
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Security failures of FedRAMP vendors, their competitors, and the hardware they ship — ranked by zero-days, RCE, active exploitation, sheer embarrassment, and False-Claims-Act recoveries. A dex.sgc.ai RAG curator writes each event's summary and scores how avoidable it was; every name links to its dossier.

☣ Most embarrassing
Ranked by how avoidable and reputation-shredding their worst failure was — the dex curator's grounded 0–100 verdict.
01
Adobe FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 71 ⌖ 82 ☣ 10 shame 95
95shame
02
Oracle FEDRAMP company
⚡ 43 ⌖ 46 ☣ 13 shame 95
95shame
03
Microsoft FEDRAMP company
◐ 8 ⚡ 267 ⌖ 391 ☣ 104 shame 95
95shame
04
Citrix FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 18 ⌖ 27 ☣ 7 shame 95
95shame
05
Ivanti FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 25 ⌖ 36 ☣ 12 shame 90
90shame
06
VMware, Inc. FEDRAMP company
⚡ 19 ⌖ 26 ☣ 9 shame 90
90shame
◐ Most zero-days
Vulnerabilities exploited before a patch existed — the worst kind to ship.
01
Microsoft FEDRAMP company
◐ 8 ⚡ 267 ⌖ 391 ☣ 104 shame 95
80-days
02
Cisco Systems Inc. FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 54 ⌖ 101 ☣ 6 shame 90
30-days
03
Ivanti FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 25 ⌖ 36 ☣ 12 shame 90
30-days
04
Adobe FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 71 ⌖ 82 ☣ 10 shame 95
20-days
05
Citrix FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 18 ⌖ 27 ☣ 7 shame 95
20-days
06
Google FEDRAMP company
◐ 1 ⚡ 65 ⌖ 75 shame 85
10-days
⚡ Most RCEs
Remote/arbitrary code-execution flaws — full-compromise class bugs.
01
Microsoft FEDRAMP company
◐ 8 ⚡ 267 ⌖ 391 ☣ 104 shame 95
267RCEs
02
Adobe FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 71 ⌖ 82 ☣ 10 shame 95
71RCEs
03
Google FEDRAMP company
◐ 1 ⚡ 65 ⌖ 75 shame 85
65RCEs
04
Cisco Systems Inc. FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 54 ⌖ 101 ☣ 6 shame 90
54RCEs
05
Oracle FEDRAMP company
⚡ 43 ⌖ 46 ☣ 13 shame 95
43RCEs
06
Ivanti FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 25 ⌖ 36 ☣ 12 shame 90
25RCEs
⌖ Most exploited
Count of their CVEs on CISA's Known-Exploited-Vulnerabilities catalog — actively used against defenders.
01
Microsoft FEDRAMP company
◐ 8 ⚡ 267 ⌖ 391 ☣ 104 shame 95
391on KEV
02
Cisco Systems Inc. FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 54 ⌖ 101 ☣ 6 shame 90
101on KEV
03
Adobe FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 71 ⌖ 82 ☣ 10 shame 95
82on KEV
04
Google FEDRAMP company
◐ 1 ⚡ 65 ⌖ 75 shame 85
75on KEV
05
Oracle FEDRAMP company
⚡ 43 ⌖ 46 ☣ 13 shame 95
46on KEV
06
Ivanti FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 25 ⌖ 36 ☣ 12 shame 90
36on KEV
⚖ Biggest FCA recoveries
Dollars recovered from contractors who misrepresented their cybersecurity — DOJ Civil Cyber-Fraud settlements.
No entries yet — the curator populates this board as failure events are assessed.