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FAIL // HALL OF SHAME
3556 players ranked

Security failures of FedRAMP vendors, their competitors, and the hardware they ship — ranked by zero-days, RCE, active exploitation, sheer embarrassment, and False-Claims-Act recoveries. A dex.sgc.ai RAG curator writes each event's summary and scores how avoidable it was; every name links to its dossier.

☣ Most embarrassing
Ranked by how avoidable and reputation-shredding their worst failure was — the dex curator's grounded 0–100 verdict.
01
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 ☣ 1 shame 95
95shame
02
SMBv1 product
⚡ 2 ⌖ 2 ☣ 2 shame 95
95shame
03
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 ☣ 1 shame 95
95shame
04
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 ☣ 1 shame 95
95shame
05
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 shame 95
95shame
06
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 ☣ 1 shame 95
95shame
◐ Most zero-days
Vulnerabilities exploited before a patch existed — the worst kind to ship.
01
Microsoft FEDRAMP company
◐ 8 ⚡ 267 ⌖ 391 ☣ 104 shame 95
80-days
02
windows product
◐ 3 ⚡ 103 ⌖ 175 ☣ 46 shame 95
30-days
03
Cisco Systems Inc. FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 54 ⌖ 101 ☣ 6 shame 90
30-days
04
Ivanti FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 25 ⌖ 36 ☣ 12 shame 90
30-days
05
Fortinet vendor
◐ 3 ⚡ 20 ⌖ 31 ☣ 13 shame 90
30-days
06
progress vendor
◐ 3 ⚡ 5 ⌖ 9 ☣ 4 shame 85
30-days
⚡ Most RCEs
Remote/arbitrary code-execution flaws — full-compromise class bugs.
01
Microsoft FEDRAMP company
◐ 8 ⚡ 267 ⌖ 391 ☣ 104 shame 95
267RCEs
02
windows product
◐ 3 ⚡ 103 ⌖ 175 ☣ 46 shame 95
103RCEs
03
apple vendor
⚡ 75 ⌖ 95 shame 90
75RCEs
04
Adobe FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 71 ⌖ 82 ☣ 10 shame 95
71RCEs
05
⚡ 66 ⌖ 85 ☣ 8 shame 95
66RCEs
06
Google FEDRAMP company
◐ 1 ⚡ 65 ⌖ 75 shame 85
65RCEs
⌖ Most exploited
Count of their CVEs on CISA's Known-Exploited-Vulnerabilities catalog — actively used against defenders.
01
Microsoft FEDRAMP company
◐ 8 ⚡ 267 ⌖ 391 ☣ 104 shame 95
391on KEV
02
windows product
◐ 3 ⚡ 103 ⌖ 175 ☣ 46 shame 95
175on KEV
03
Cisco Systems Inc. FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 54 ⌖ 101 ☣ 6 shame 90
101on KEV
04
apple vendor
⚡ 75 ⌖ 95 shame 90
95on KEV
05
⚡ 66 ⌖ 85 ☣ 8 shame 95
85on KEV
06
Adobe FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 71 ⌖ 82 ☣ 10 shame 95
82on KEV
⚖ Biggest FCA recoveries
Dollars recovered from contractors who misrepresented their cybersecurity — DOJ Civil Cyber-Fraud settlements.
01
Hill ASC Inc. company
shame 40
$14.75M
02
Guidehouse Inc. company
shame 40
$11.30M
03
Associates company
shame 40
$11.30M
04
Nan McKay company
shame 40
$11.30M
05
Centene company
shame 40
$11.25M
06
shame 40
$11.25M