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FAIL // HALL OF SHAME
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Security failures of FedRAMP vendors, their competitors, and the hardware they ship — ranked by zero-days, RCE, active exploitation, sheer embarrassment, and False-Claims-Act recoveries. A dex.sgc.ai RAG curator writes each event's summary and scores how avoidable it was; every name links to its dossier.

☣ Most embarrassing
Ranked by how avoidable and reputation-shredding their worst failure was — the dex curator's grounded 0–100 verdict.
01
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 ☣ 1 shame 95
95shame
02
SMBv1 product
⚡ 2 ⌖ 2 ☣ 2 shame 95
95shame
03
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 ☣ 1 shame 95
95shame
04
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 ☣ 1 shame 95
95shame
05
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 ☣ 1 shame 95
95shame
06
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 ☣ 1 shame 95
95shame
◐ Most zero-days
Vulnerabilities exploited before a patch existed — the worst kind to ship.
01
windows product
◐ 3 ⚡ 97 ⌖ 172 ☣ 46 shame 95
30-days
02
vtiger crm product
◐ 3 ⚡ 3 shame 50
30-days
03
Exchange Server product
◐ 2 ⚡ 15 ⌖ 17 ☣ 13 shame 85
20-days
04
fortios product
◐ 2 ⚡ 4 ⌖ 9 ☣ 5 shame 85
20-days
05
◐ 2 ⚡ 2 ⌖ 2 ☣ 2 shame 85
20-days
06
loadmaster product
◐ 2 ⚡ 2 ⌖ 1 shame 65
20-days
⚡ Most RCEs
Remote/arbitrary code-execution flaws — full-compromise class bugs.
01
windows product
◐ 3 ⚡ 97 ⌖ 172 ☣ 46 shame 95
97RCEs
02
⚡ 59 ⌖ 79 ☣ 8 shame 95
59RCEs
03
⚡ 29 ⌖ 36 ☣ 4 shame 85
29RCEs
04
Flash Player product
⚡ 29 ⌖ 33 ☣ 4 shame 95
29RCEs
05
Office product
◐ 1 ⚡ 27 ⌖ 29 ☣ 2 shame 95
27RCEs
06
Chromium V8 product
⚡ 24 ⌖ 39 shame 85
24RCEs
⌖ Most exploited
Count of their CVEs on CISA's Known-Exploited-Vulnerabilities catalog — actively used against defenders.
01
windows product
◐ 3 ⚡ 97 ⌖ 172 ☣ 46 shame 95
172on KEV
02
⚡ 59 ⌖ 79 ☣ 8 shame 95
79on KEV
03
Chromium V8 product
⚡ 24 ⌖ 39 shame 85
39on KEV
04
⚡ 29 ⌖ 36 ☣ 4 shame 85
36on KEV
05
Flash Player product
⚡ 29 ⌖ 33 ☣ 4 shame 95
33on KEV
06
Kernel product
⚡ 18 ⌖ 29 ☣ 2 shame 90
29on KEV
⚖ Biggest FCA recoveries
Dollars recovered from contractors who misrepresented their cybersecurity — DOJ Civil Cyber-Fraud settlements.
No entries yet — the curator populates this board as failure events are assessed.