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Security failures of FedRAMP vendors, their competitors, and the hardware they ship — ranked by zero-days, RCE, active exploitation, sheer embarrassment, and False-Claims-Act recoveries. A dex.sgc.ai RAG curator writes each event's summary and scores how avoidable it was; every name links to its dossier.

☣ Most embarrassing
Ranked by how avoidable and reputation-shredding their worst failure was — the dex curator's grounded 0–100 verdict.
01
Adobe FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 70 ⌖ 80 ☣ 10 shame 95
95shame
02
Oracle FEDRAMP company
⚡ 35 ⌖ 46 ☣ 13 shame 95
95shame
03
Microsoft FEDRAMP company
◐ 8 ⚡ 260 ⌖ 387 ☣ 104 shame 95
95shame
04
Citrix FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 14 ⌖ 23 ☣ 7 shame 95
95shame
05
Ivanti FEDRAMP company
◐ 3 ⚡ 24 ⌖ 35 ☣ 12 shame 90
90shame
06
VMware, Inc. FEDRAMP company
⚡ 18 ⌖ 26 ☣ 9 shame 90
90shame
07
Trend Micro Inc. FEDRAMP company
⚡ 8 ⌖ 12 shame 90
90shame
08
Cisco Systems Inc. FEDRAMP company
◐ 2 ⚡ 50 ⌖ 96 ☣ 6 shame 90
90shame
09
Qlik Technologies Inc. FEDRAMP company
⚡ 2 ⌖ 3 ☣ 3 shame 85
85shame
10
PTC FEDRAMP company
⚡ 1 ⌖ 1 shame 85
85shame
11
ServiceNow FEDRAMP company
⚡ 2 ⌖ 2 shame 85
85shame
12
MongoDB FEDRAMP company
⚡ 2 ⌖ 2 shame 85
85shame
13
Palo Alto Networks, Inc. FEDRAMP company
◐ 1 ⚡ 10 ⌖ 15 ☣ 5 shame 85
85shame
14
Juniper Networks FEDRAMP company
⚡ 8 ⌖ 8 shame 85
85shame
15
Red Hat FEDRAMP company
⚡ 4 ⌖ 9 ☣ 3 shame 85
85shame
16
Google FEDRAMP company
◐ 1 ⚡ 62 ⌖ 72 shame 85
85shame
17
BeyondTrust FEDRAMP company
⚡ 3 ⌖ 3 ☣ 1 shame 85
85shame
18
Broadcom FEDRAMP company
⚡ 5 ⌖ 5 shame 85
85shame
19
IBM FEDRAMP company
⚡ 8 ⌖ 8 ☣ 2 shame 85
85shame
20
Elastic FEDRAMP company
⚡ 3 ⌖ 3 shame 78
78shame
21
Splunk FEDRAMP company
⌖ 1 shame 65
65shame
22
BMC Software FEDRAMP company
⚡ 1 shame 50
50shame
23
ESRI FEDRAMP company
⚡ 1 shame 35
35shame